Even in my darkest days of online dating, I never got (or gave) a rejection THIS cold. This would be the equivalent of going to a dating site, DIRECTLY EMAILING them on their 100% secure email system so there’s no possible way you misspelled her email or snagged it randomly off of the internet, and getting this reply:
Well, don’t know what to tell you, buddy. I just checked. Someone’s still selling your imaginary 1998 Subaru.